Not A Damn Regret

I’m officially a fangirl.

I thought I was better than this.

Mmmm… Schwarma

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fuckyeahillustrativeart:

R.I.P. Maurice Sendak 5-08-12

John Cleese shares his wisdom on YT comments.

John Cleese is my hero.

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itsthebastardinmee:

heytherehazeleyes:

itsthebastardinmee:

“You rude bastard. I hope a spider lays eggs in your throat tonight.”
“I am not rude, I said ‘kindly’ fuck yourself.”

It’s like saying “no offense” to start an insult. It totally negates any negative repercussions.

“Stare deeply into my monocle. You can’t hate a fine gent in a monocle.”

Do not disrespect the monocle. It doubles as a laser cannon.

itsthebastardinmee:

“You rude bastard. I hope a spider lays eggs in your throat tonight.”
“I am not rude, I said ‘kindly’ fuck yourself.”

It’s like saying “no offense” to start an insult. It totally negates any negative repercussions.

itsthebastardinmee:

Wear a dress, with knee high socks and sneakers.. with an over sized sweater.

Not giving a fuuuuuck.

unf

bluedogeyes:

Mass Effect companions

Sean Donaldson’s beautiful portraits of  Legion, Kasumi, Garrus and Wrex.

Artist website

itsthebastardinmee:

& today that is not happening, at all.

This girl, she’s got jokes.

My pancakes are the fucking bomb. Just sayin.